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Oct31

16. The World Is Not Enough

by EBurgoon on October 31, 2012 at 1:30 pm
Posted In: Blog Entries

16. The World Is Not Enough (1999)

The One Where Bond Shoots a Lady in the Face

PLOT

James Bond 007 attempts to thwart a terrorist assassination/bomb plot on MI6 headquarters, and chases down the culprit via awesome Q branch mini-boat. Then the movie gets really good as there is a clear villain, Renard, and as Bond tracks him down he’s confronted by Sophie Marceau who is probably one of the lovilier Bond ladies. I think almost everybody bought into Marceau’s performance as a victim of a terrorist and had no idea she was in league with Renard until it was ultimately too late.

That first half of the film is very engaging and good, and then I also enjoyed the scene where Marceau taunts and tortures Bond before he ultimately and rather ruthlessly shoots her was also pretty unexpected surprise. I think a lot of Bond films skirt the issue that James Bond has a license to kill.

The downer part of the film was Christmas Jones/Denise Richards who sort of became a reluctant partner to Bond as they ran around the globe trying to disarm nukes and she had no real importance to the story – often distracting it. Easy to argue that the role was miscast, but I think it just didn’t even need to be there.

The second half of the film after M is captured really fell victim to pacing and an odd focus on M and Elecktra’s relationship interspersed with Bond sorting out his ex-KGB Russian fri-enemy from Goldeneye to track down the M. It got hokey in my opinion. I feel it’s seldom a good idea to bring back characters from previous Bond films.

Also felt Garbage was an incredibly odd choice to handle the soundtrack…

Why 16 and not 17?

I simply just prefer Brosnan’s Bond to Moore’s – and for a least a good long while, this movie had me captivated – which is something I can’t say is true for some of the previous films on this list.

 


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Oct28

17. Live and Let Die

by EBurgoon on October 28, 2012 at 4:28 pm
Posted In: Blog Entries

Live and Let Die (1973)

17. Live and Let Die

James Bond busts Gus from Breaking Bad!

Plot Synopsis

James Bond is sent to investigate a corrupt dictator of a Caribbean island who is suspected of killing 3 MI6 operatives. Before long, he’s investigating a shady restaurant chain owner – sort of the Gus from Breaking Bad before there was a Breaking Bad – who is clearly a weird evil dude. He keeps a virgin fortune teller who can see the future hostage… who is promptly seduced by Roger Moore using a stacked deck and that makes her somehow lose he powers…

So yeah… eventually it’s reveal the dictator and the restaurateur are one and the same and he is using his island to grow heroin and then distribute it through the supply chain of his restaurant.

From there, James Bond dispatches Mr. Big and his henchmen… except for the really creepy one.

 

Why it is 17 not 18?

Paul McCartney did the soundtrack… and Jane Seymour was a pretty lovely Bond girl – but really, this movie was just full of racial awkwardness, voodoo, and weirdness. It’s a strange one – but the stunts were great.

 


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Oct26

18. The Man with the Golden Gun

by EBurgoon on October 26, 2012 at 11:20 am
Posted In: Blog Entries

The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

 

#18 – The Man With The Golden Gun

Fantasy Island meets a Young Saurumon with 3 Nipples

Plot Synopsis

James Bond is mailed a letter with a golden bullet from Francisco Scaramanga to intimidate him and pull him off an assignment involving cheap solar energy.

Bond in an effort to rejoin the mission, tries to hunt down Scaramanga himself only to basically be pulled into the wicked plot knot of who really planned this all or is it just coincidence? Ultimately, whoever was pulling the strings, it is revealed that Scarmanga not only wants to duel Bond to the death, but has also orchestrated a plan to corner the cheap and efficient solar power using the item Bond was after prior to the mailed bullet.

Sheriff J.W. Pepper makes an absurdly unnecessary and flagrantly racist cameo to insult the Thai people in a redneck fashion.

Why it’s 18 & not 19?

It’s better than Octopussy because of Christopher Lee and his creepy assassin character Francisco Scaramanga and the little guy from Fantasy Island helps out a little, too.
That said, there is plenty non-James Bond moments in this film. The classic spiral car jump is made terrible by a slow motion Dukes of Hazzard moment complete with out of place in a James Bond film sound effect. The AMC car turned jet is kinda cool, the golden gun is cool, but it’s really kind of an awkward movie in a lot of spots. Much like the rest of the Roger Moore movies, it dances far too often with camp rather than with conspiracy of it all. The whole plan is either a masterful case of a spider weaving a brilliant web only to be stung to death by a hornet or it’s just too convoluted and should have dropped the solar power sub-plot and just let the two master assassins fight it out.

Plus, Sheriff J.W. Pepper is just unbearable as he is intolerant. It’s a train-wreck in the middle of what would be an otherwise fantastic boat and car chase in the middle of Bangkok.

 



 

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