The Ride the Snake Eater series took agents Eben07 and Ninja Dan to the jungle/forest of Russia while on assignment for Ninja Dan’s primary Assigned Secret Agent (A.S.A.) Operation was compromised, as a major security threat was detected. Mission was given abort code.
Quick Navigation
Ride the Snake Eater – Part 1
Briefing – 001 – 002 – 003 – 004 – 005 – 006 – 007 – 008 – 009 – 010
Snake in the Box – Part II
Briefing – 011 – 012 – 013 – 014 – 015 – 016 – 017 – 018 – 019 – 020
Old Pain in the Asp – Part III
Briefing – 021 – 022 – 023 – 024 – 025 – 026 – 027 – 028 – 029 – 030
Declassification Notes
Obviously, I am in the business of waste management. When you deal with trash or garbage – be it a top secret national security threat, a common banana peel, or say a flying zombie head full of puss – your main goal is to not have it get on you, particularly all over you. Nobody enjoys touching trash or garbage – it is part of the job.
Can I deal with zombie puss all over my spiffy camoflauge suit? Sure, I won’t quit my job over it. Zombie’s are not typical Dept. of Intelligence and Espionage foes – so I can safely have the feeling of nausea that should accompany interaction with zombie head puss. If you don’t get that sensation of nausea when you are covered in zombie puss, well, sir, you really need to examine your head – you may have been in the field way too long.
