Eben07

Briefing – 001 – 002 – 003 – 004 – 005 – 006 – 007 – 008 – 009 – 010

This declassification series occurred while Assigned Cleaner Agents (A.C.A.) Eben07 and Ninja Dan were on assignment at Fort Knox after Eben07’s Primary Assigned Secret Agent (A.S.A.)mission. Operatives encountered a hostile organization seeking classified material for their museum exhibition.

Declassification Notes

Sometimes I don’t realize how awesome my job is. I do complain about how we are always behind the real action. Our Assigned Secret Agents always get the girls, the speedier cars, and the flashy gadgets. (Don’t get me wrong – I love the Rifled Ordnance Firearm Linkup (ROFL) but, it shoots a plunger that ultimate sprays amnesia gas into a guys face, and my watch doesn’t really do anything besides tell time – though I did really like the Environmental Camouflage Generator, but those are becoming pretty common now.)

Lets face it – the ASAs just plain get the attention…. I know I know – I am in the business of not getting any attention, my job
is to kinda ensure that there isn’t attention period, and I think that’s why all this recent declassification attention has gone to my
head a little.

I normally don’t get any public interaction – and well it’s a stranger to me. I guess I am just a little more used to an
exploding dumpster than I am explaining my ego on the internet.

-Eben07
Field Operative
Department of Intelligence and Espionage