
This series took place shortly after the events of Snake in the Box. Agents Eben07 and Ninja Dan break protocol to rescue Ninja Dan’s A.S.A. and return the A.S.A. to his exit and abort code location. Narrowly escaping a horde of zombies thanks to Janester, the three embark out to save Ninja Dan’s A.S.A. But clearly, somebody still has it in for Eben07…but who?
Quick Navigation
Ride the Snake Eater – Part 1
Briefing – 001 – 002 – 003 – 004 – 005 – 006 – 007 – 008 – 009 – 010
Snake in the Box – Part II
Briefing – 011 – 012 – 013 – 014 – 015 – 016 – 017 – 018 – 019 – 020
Old Pain in the Asp – Part III
Briefing – 021 – 022 – 023 – 024 – 025 – 026 – 027 – 028 – 029 – 030
Declassification Notes
I thought I would explain out what is going on here a little more clearly.
1. That’s the Centaurian Stag Beast Man – a test of strength. I had to wrestle that brutal fairy stomper.
2. Magmadillos – standing in the middle of a rushing river of magmadillos – basically armadillos + magma = magmadillos. A test of endurance and balance.
3. Backdoor Butt Burner Hot Sauce – I had to drink it. Drinking hot sauce…. I guess that is simply a test of sheer balls?
I don’t really know, again, high on tranquilizers – which is obviously come to some kind of end as I shaken awake…










